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//Maladie at the Ministry //

//Rita Skeeter// //Daily Prophet Reporter//

//A report was sent to the Ministry's 1st Private Office, secretary: Lilian Achemy, about the Minister: Ruby Potter-Gryffindor,'s maladie. The famous Minister seems to have caught dragon pox. Inner sources say that Potter-Gryffindor is taking a leave from the office and working at one of her thousand wizarding manors in the World. The true place has not been revealed yet.//

//Sources say that Potter-Gryffindor is residing in one of her Australian manors until she is feeling better again. "Do not pester us with questions," the Chosen One Harry Potter said earlier this morning. Potter is Potter-Gryffindor's foster father. "Ruby needs to take a leave from all of the press and reporters for the time being. She is resting right now. I'll expect to see my daughter back at work in no time."//

//Ruby is currently sending owls and paperwork to her secretary Lilian Achemy, who is strictly told by her boss (the Minister), to not say a word. "My lips are sealed," Achemy told the prophet before sorting out Ruby's inquiries and letters.//

__//Maladie at the Ministry //__ //Continued on Page 8//

// Rita Skeeter Biography: Release date, August the 1st //

//Rita Skeeter// //Daily Prophet Reporter//

//Beautiful, blond, young, lovely, marvelous, charming, and brilliant Rita Skeeter will be publishing a bibliography about herself in a few days' time. "It's wonderful, really," Skeeter says before curling her lovely blond hair. "In the article, there will be a free sample. My biography will cost 5 Galleons per copy. I will be handing out autographs in joined-up writing. These autographs will cost 2 Galleons each. I know how famous I am with the wizarding community. I am sure that they will love my book!"//

//Free Sample: Rita Skeeter was born in Godric's Hollow. She attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, coming out as a famous reporter. During her education life at Hogwarts, Rita was in the Slytherin House, excelling in Herbology. Rita realized her dream of becoming a reporter at the young age of fourteen and started her first wizarding magazine: Plants and Magic. The magazine Plants and Magic did not sell well. No one bought the copies. But taking this as an opportunity to improve, Rita began writing to the prophet even more and more. She wrote about her life at Hogwarts and finally, the Minister himself allowed young Rita (at the time, 15), to write a small section of the October paper. Rita wrote the article: "Me, Me, Magical Me!". This article was about her magical life at Hogwarts. The article received many negative comments from the wizards and witches from all over Britain. Rita, feeling depressed, was kicked out of the Prophet and she was left alone again (though she was the most lovely person anyone could ever meet).//

//Rita, now aged 16, was almost finished at Hogwarts. There were no courses for writing at Hogwarts, so she wrote a letter to the Ministry. The Ministry allowed her to write the front page of the September Prophet to prove herself. Taking this as a great opportunity, Rita wrote about the Dragon Pox that was going on. The article was so successful that Rita was awarded 1 Galleon by the Ministry and Rita had a secured spot in the Prophet. When Rita graduated, she immediately went to the Prophet and began writing marvelous articles that sold all around Britain.//

__//Rita Skeeter Biography: Release date, August the 1st//__ //Continued on Page 6//

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Gryffindor:
 * Ruby Potter-Gryffindor || No one comes here anymore!!! ): ||
 * Scarlet Potter ||  ||
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Hufflepuff:
 * Abbey Hufflepuff || Hilarious Article Ruby! Thanks again for writing another great article! I do hope next time you may lengthen the article, I would like to read on. :D ||
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 * Gray Lady || Oh dear.... ||

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